Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Blog vs Dog

Let's hope that blogs and dogs don't react in the same way to abandonment. I abandoned this here blog for quite some time, and now I'm saying sorry, please forgive me, come back to me, listen to me and publish me over the internet for millions to read (ok, maybe not millions, and my dog certainly wouldn't be capable of doing that either, unless it could talk or something, the novelty value of which would make me a youtube celebrity overnight, and then maybe people would realize what I great writer I am, sort of like the opposite of creating a diversion... creating a conversion? No, that ain't right).

I digress.


ABANDONMENT:
BLOG VS DOG

BLOG ///// DOG
Empty ///// Full of rage and anxiety
Unvisited ///// Have to see it everyday
Forgiving ///// Bites at most opportunities
Previous posts remembered ///// Previous love forgotten, replaced by poo


To summarize, I'm back, I promise I won't leave again.

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